"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln 

"If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr."
- Barbara L. Diamond 

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
- Doug Larson 

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Author Unknown 

"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."
- Paul Gray 

"Even overweight cats instinctively know the rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
- John Weitz 

"Beware of people who dislike cats."
- Irish Proverb 

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
- Leonardo da Vinci 

"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?"
- Michael de Montaigne 

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain 

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer